Random Pit of Voles bitchery

I am not good at this classification system thing; not good at all. I mean, what do you call something like 'Hit Single', exactly? Drama? Angst? Romance? Humour? (I think it's funny, but I'm the only one.) Pick two, any two - is 'Velocity Over Time' more dramatic than angsty? More suspenseful than action-filled? Why do they not have a category for non-romantic s3xx0ring? God only knows there must be enough of it on-site. The summaries are even worse. I'm dreading having to write one for 'Open/Close': I'm going to have enough trouble explaining that one to people who know me.

I also feel like a liar. No way is VoT a mere R.