Of course this happens

[petronia]

After going around making a comedy routine of the fact that Cronenberg is making a movie with Viggo Mortensen, Vincent Kassel, and Michael Fassbender which contains NO SWORDFIGHTS -- in fact, in which they all seem to be playing psychologists -- I find myself currently trying to buy an online ticket to the world premiere.

(It's also got Keira Knightley playing a character named Sabina. This movie is clearly going to be terrible. I don't mean that like sarcastically or anything. It's going to be terrible and I feel impelled to see it.)

In other news, FUCK YEAH JOHNNIE TO.