Mentally filed this topic with those "House and Bones bitching in a bar"-type kink meme prompts

[petronia]

Alex James' side of the story is that he wrote some songs with Barney "two years ago" and should probably get in touch with him to find out what's going on, given subsequent reception of panicked phone call from label to the effect of WTF WHY ARE YOU IN NEW ORDER.

(Alternate post title: "Somewhat less surprising than Gackt as a Koakuma Ageha girl")