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A oneliner I have to work in somehow: thank you, Kubo Tite. You have made me happy.

The avian flu virus has reached Quebec. I am terrified of the avian flu, in the cheerful way of the natural paranoiac who's always had mental contingency plans in case of terrorist attacks on public transit and whatnot. I'm of the supposedly most vulnerable demographic, and my respiratory system has a history of rolling over and dying in a flood of phlegm at the least onslaught. If there is indeed a flu pandemic I will have to draw up a will. It's kind of a pity, I always expected to be taken by pneumonia at age 100.

On SSBB: you will note that December's theme is a t.A.T.u. song. t.A.T.u. is nutritious and ghei. I very nearly posted a tracklisting for a Pet Shop Boys mix CD and said "pick any one", but that would've required me to make a tracklisting.

My story is sort of rough. About 80% of it was written longhand in a notebook while barricaded in my room between 11PM and 2AM, brain-dead and tipsy on cold vodka - repeatedly, over the course of a week. I typed it up when I could but it's only very lightly edited. Unlike the people on [livejournal.com profile] ficcated who said they felt more perfectionist pressure when working on origfic, I'm actually sloppier with my origfic than my fanfic - what are you going to be measuring it against, after all? It doesn't have to make a point either with regard to the canon or the fandom. ^^; Thus my origfic is always kind of craptastic in comparison. In the case of this particular story I couldn't polish the prose to my usual standard even if I wanted, because no one speaks like "my usual standard", not even me, not even unrealistic first-person narrators out of Murakami or Conrad who blab on for hours with great attention to effect and not so much as a drink of water. Concept >>> execution, but at least it has the merit of an interesting concept.

Tania's I did beta, because it is her privilege to break my brain when she sees fit. I left most of the punctuation in, though, otherwise you don't get the full effect of the Special. XD

For extra fun and profit, guess which story was written by a guy! XD

Jay Chou has a way of working looped samples of easily recognizable sounds into the instrumentation of his tracks - there's one here that grows to sound like a sitar having a heated argument with a cellphone. Yeah it's a gimmick but not one anyone else's used to my knowledge, at least in such an unabashedly radio pop context. ([livejournal.com profile] joliefolie, this album is called November's Chopin. Is that not amusing. XD)

Movie and CD reviews to come. But first I have to get home, and it's raining again.
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