A dumb meme from Chrissie :D

[petronia]

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

Characters:

1) Midou Ban
2) Amano Ginji
3) Naoe Nobutsuna
4) Uesugi Kagetora
5) Kuchiki Rukia
6) Oshitari Yuushi
7) Fuji Shuusuke
8) Kuchiki Byakuya
9) Kurosaki Ichigo
10) Takahashi Ryousuke
11) Takahashi Keisuke
12) Chiaki Shuuhei

Q1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
A1. No, but I had this fic idea in the Atobe-is-a-popstar universe where Keisuke is a rally driver, right, and he ends up at one of Atobe's parties because Atobe always invites famous, talented and beautiful people, except Oshitari also drags Ryousuke there because they're working at the same hospital and Ryousuke strikes Oshitari as so straitlaced perfect my-son-the-doctor material that he has to be hiding something, especially since he never talks about what he does on Saturday nights. So Keisuke is like "Aniki????" and Ryousuke is like "..." because Keisuke's trailing half a dozen Brazilian supermodels at this point, and Oshitari's like "You've related?" and Keisuke's like but of course and Oshitari's like oh now you're going to tell me he's also a genius driver haha and Ryousuke's like thanks for blowing my cover now all the nurses will find out and I will never have peace again, and Atobe is like Veuve Cliquot anyone, have another flute you're doing me a favour all this bubbly has simply got to go I haven't space for it in the wine rack, and IT ALL ENDS BADLY.

Q2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
A2. I think he's hot. Hot enough that I don't really question the sanity of all the other characters in Mirage, anyway - can't blame anyone else for wanting to tap that. XD

Q3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
A3. Never mind by whom, I think you lost me somewhere around "Byakuya pregnant".

Q4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
A4. ...Huh. You'd think something would immediately pop to mind but... There was one Tin wrote that had Chad and literature in, I quite liked that one.

Q5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
A5. *snicker* Well, I suppose Oshitari by virtue of his Kansai-ness is amenable to playing tsukkomi, which is basically what it comes down to as Ginji is tennen boke.

Q6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
A6. Five/Nine because... they are from the same fandom and on top of it all it's a popular pairing? XD;;

Q7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
A7. Probability of this occurrence aside (hint: NIL), Fuji would be v. tactful and smiling and gracefully apologetic. He might also go find his camera.

Q8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
A8. sandpanther would probably be able to come up with something better than I (my brain is unearthing phrases like "hachiroku tsukumogami").

Q9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
A9. Well, no, as they're from different series. No, because they would piss each other off SO BADLY.

Q10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
A10. My imagination fails (I don't think this pairing would be h/c XD).

Q11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
A11. *dies laughing* Um, I think- *dies laughing again* I'm sorry, what was the question?

Q12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
A12. What, like all of them? No, I exaggerate. Only about half of them.

Q13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
A13. I suppose it depends on how you define het. I mean, both I and Chrissie wrote het with Naoe in of sorts, right?

Q14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
A14. Oh, yes. :D

Q15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
A15. I'll remember it for when I really want to torment someone with a fic request.

Q16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
A16. That's a very good question. I think he might just scream incoherently. People like that, if they actually get to the point where they have to scream, it's because they have no other weapons or defenses left - not even words.

Q17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
A17. I really have no idea. Argh, I am kind of arse at this meme, but if I come up with a songcall for Byakuya I'll inform you right away.

Q18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
A18. "Spurious slash based on shape of eyeglasses". XDDDD

Q19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
A19. *sporfle* *straightens face* "I think there's something wrong with my engine, could you help me check it out?" (Note that this would probably actually work as who knows what's under the hood of that little monster.)

Q20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A20. A week or two ago, I think.

Comments

[canis-m.livejournal.com]

I started to do this meme, but in rule-abiding ignorance I listed mostly characters from my various OTPs, which produced results like oh for instance Gyousou/Haku, and that shit is just not funny, and all my responses turned into tormented screams of NOOOOOOO. I blame you and marici for this pain.

[marici.livejournal.com]

*laughs at your pain* Hey, dragon for kirin, that's trading up, right? Good weather mojo for Tai, too.

[canis-m.livejournal.com]

Plz die kthx

[marici.livejournal.com]

The pick-up lines are great in this meme. Also, even in my litle canon-deprived world I had to laugh at the idea of Kagetora deflowering Ban.

[petronia.livejournal.com]

Comedy gold, man, comedy gold. More people should do this meme. XD I'm thinking of doing it again and listing a whole bunch of Gundam Seed characters or something.

[niche.livejournal.com]

:D!

I kind of wish that Q16 was about Keisuke instead of Ryousuke, because man. The answer is so evident. "ANIKI~" ♥

[oneill]

. . . this meme broke my brain, both with your answers and mine.

[twylise.livejournal.com]

This is quite possibly the best meme ever! ~Runs away to do it~

[metempsychosis.livejournal.com]

your answer to question one: I AM DEAD.

[pere-chan.livejournal.com]

BRAIN_BLINK

Been reading all this other stuff lately, and thinking of books from other stuff naturally wrote down first people came to mind, and then went behind cuts and ended up with pairings like Eagle Vision/Kim Possible and Iason Mink/Ganymede/Hayasaka Yukari, not to mention IASON AND RINCEWIND. ARGH. *scrubs brain with steel wool*

So Keisuke is like "Aniki????" and Ryousuke is like "..." because Keisuke's trailing half a dozen Brazilian supermodels at this point, and

Yes. YES!!! I'd suggest you write it, except nothing could be funnier than how you've just written it. XD

(my brain is unearthing phrases like "hachiroku tsukumogami")

Oh holy Christ. XDDD Not that it wouldn't be AWESOME. Poor Takumi.

And OH PLEASE YES to the Four/One deflowering. If there was an emoticon for DEAD and ROFLMAO at the same time I would use it.