Starring Byakuya as Mr. Rochester

[petronia]

worldserpent: I have to wonder why everyone else didn't tell Rukia about this
worldserpent: Unless it happened way before. Being married is not a private thing
petronia: It must have been quite some time before.
petronia: But well, not before Rukia was born, obviously,
worldserpent: But how old is Rukia?
worldserpent: I mean, and it has to have been some time between the two that Hisana met Byakuya
petronia: so come to think of it they couldn't have been married all that long before she died. o_o
worldserpent: True
worldserpent: So it would have been within the memories of many people
petronia: Well, you do get the feeling that the Kuchiki are somewhat secretive, but...
worldserpent: But marriage is sort of well... difficult to hide?
worldserpent: The whole point of being married is to ... well we're not sure if spirits do reproduce, so let's just say legitimize
petronia: Maybe they eloped. XD
worldserpent: Byakuya, elope?!
petronia: As of course Hisana was a penniless commoner and it would have been a scandal!!!
worldserpent: ..legitimize one's romantic relationships
petronia: *makes shiz up*
worldserpent: XD It is like a Romance Novel
petronia: Actually I think it would be an AWESOME romance novel.
worldserpent: !!!
worldserpent: And you say you can't imagine Byakuya married?
petronia: O if it were only an old-skool shoujo manga instead of WJ. XDDD
petronia: I can't imagine the Byakuya of Bleach-to-date doing all that.
petronia: But well, so Kubo Tite is breaking my brain merrily.
worldserpent: Hey, maybe it will be shounen enough if you add in enough Tokugawa imagery
petronia: What else is new.
worldserpent: Well, OBVIOUSLY he is all embittered because of Hisana's death, so it caused him to become a bastard
petronia: Hey, at least she didn't go mad and he had to lock her up in the attic.
worldserpent: Maybe she DID!
worldserpent: Maybe Hisana went insane or was possessed, and she was actually the 1st person to see his bankai! And so even though Hisana doesn't blame him for killing her (see it's like an echo of the Kaien situation), he still is like all guilty
worldserpent: This is probably not chronological
petronia: XDDDDD
petronia: PSHAW CHRONOLOGY
worldserpent: YAY ROMANCE NOVEL

Comments

[narugami.livejournal.com]

Just the mental image of Byakuya keeping his crazy old wife in the attic... BWAHAHA. Except I still don't understand the whole business about dying when you're already dead. :P

Dear Mr Kubo Tite

[naanima.livejournal.com]

Dear Kubo Tite,

*whispers* I heard about the whole 'Byakuya having a thing for women who resembles his wife' from a friend of mine (worldserpent.) Is it true? And if so, would you please write that into the plot because I think it shows Byakuya's honourable and manly attempt at reprssing his feelings, and at the same time shows us what a wonderful and caring person he truly is. In addition, making the incest-reading sub-section of your fanbase very happy. Even if they are not related by blood, the Family did adopt her. It is like a kink. Thank you for reading my short letter.

P.S. The mad-wife deal would also be appreciated.

Yours sincerely,
Shoujo-reading crack!whore,
naanima

Re: Dear Mr Kubo Tite

[flowright.livejournal.com]

you got it wrong :

it's "Byakuya having a thing for women who resembles his wife HIM"

so many people thought she was his sister. Can the vanity make you choose a wife who actually looks like you ?