First lines meme (done out of curiosity)

Post the first line from your 25 most recent fanfics and try to find a pattern. (from xparrot and a few others)

( I had to go back to early 2006, which is sad )

My style for writing JoJo really is different. XD And there are a lot of person-says lines, and semicolons. Other than that I dunno. Thoughts?

In other news, as 8tracks allows one to maintain more than one mix per username I think I'll up some of my old FSTs and such. Still prefer muxtape but there's a play count which at least disabuses me of the notion that no one really listens to my stuff. XD;