petronia

21:39 Cannot. stop. laughing. tinyurl.com/29slhm//dzh.mop.com/topic/readSub_9088068_0_0.html #
21:40 (Translation of legendary thread: "is there a Paintshop whiz who can help me get rid of the annoying couple in the back") #
21:42 (it really gets going aroung pages 5-7) #
00:07 the first computer mouse (1968): tinyurl.com/7tmsjv #
00:08 I like how dudes assumed you had to invent a left-hand-only keyboard to use with it (not a bad idea tbh) #
00:15 write it, cut it, paste it, save it: tinyurl.com/4rf872 #
00:22 so do you think they're inventing invisible cloaks and flying cars right now for commercialization in 30 years #
00:23 (actually, apparently the flying car technology is there, it's just that city-level airspace isn't cleared for traffic) #
00:25 the big thing I'm waiting for is Dennou Coil eyeglasses, so I don't have to sweat the pesky distinction between "internet" and "real life" #
00:25 there's a Japanese iPhone app that does it, but you have to hold it out in front of your face while you're walking around #
00:26 the last time I tried that with my phone I fell off the edge of the sidewalk and destroyed my ankle #
00:59 President's Choice microwaveable "English puddings", discounted post-holiday season #
00:59 file under: probably should not have eaten the whole thing (mmm sultanas) #
03:24 whoever said this was reminiscent of a Sean Cody video was right, hence the Christian outrage: tinyurl.com/6793yk #
03:33 I mean, this is why I have a "Thank God For Youtube" tag #
03:33 how else would I get to see Paul Newman and James Dean flirting their way through a screen test #