petronia

And I am gonna try RILLY HARD to do the metadata, okay? XD; That is so not how I naturally roll. Dumped a bunch of these in Meg's comments weeks ago is more my style... Should've just started a new del.icio.us account. Slash before/after convention not followed as I cannot be arsed to re-read to remember how shiz went down, no pairing scooshes my god people those were never designed for characters with one-syllable names. (Although there is something cosmic about the fact that the scoosh of the first slash pairing ever is "spork".) My real OTP is Spock/Yamaha but I'm not sure I can find that story again.

KIRK/SPOCK

For I Am Exposed by

keelywolfe
I've always theorized that fandoms takes on inherent characteristics of canons; in this sense Gene "budget SF cliche bingo" Roddenberry is responsible for a lot of FANFICTION's WTFery at large.

Eternity by

fluffysilver
Jim loses eight months of a very steep learning curve. Not massive angst fodder like most amnesia fic, although that's because it doesn't ride around in Spock's head. (WIP)

L/A/S by

rageprufrock
This scenario reads as weirdly plausible. Watch this space 'cos I need to find the other fic in which Spock is a courtesan, which was more like something Chinese fandom would write. Chinese fandom thinks Spock is like ttly joousama. (WIP)

Intreat Me Not to Leave Thee by C.M. Decarnin
TOS, kinda nuts. This:reboot!fic::'87 Mustang GT:Ford Focus (Mazda Inside). IIRC I got the link off a thread re how humans probably wouldn't recognize a trashy Vulcan romance if they saw one. This is more like trashy Vulcan didactic historical arty BDSM porno-within-a-porno though? Also OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER BACK WHEN PEOPLE USED TO BELIEVE IN HYPNOTIC REGRESSION AND THAT ALL THESE MIDWESTERN KIDS HAD REPRESSED MEMORIES OF BEING ABUSED IN SATANIC RITUALS REMEMBER THAT. (WIP... no f'reals read her author's note)

Of Sentinels and Anchors by

corpus_invictus
Spock is raised human and it doesn't work.

The Sky Was Made for Us Tonight by

waketosleep
Prison break from the colonial Vulcan overlords!

KIRK/MCCOY

Positive Reinforcement by

the_summoning_d
My fave.

Bed Sharing, by Why Does This Even Need To Be Anon
My second fave. This pairing is ttly not budget SF cliche bingo at all (well, except for that one Mirrorverse story).

Brightness Burns by

graceandfire
I.e. this one. Originally recced by

insaneneko, who was like "Dude, I know from evil semes, this is fluff."

Sing About Tragedy by

dira
I'm still cut up about Vulcan too. D:

ASSORTED OTHER PAIRINGS

Listening To Hear Where You Are by

frostfire_17
Kirk/Spock/Uhura/TOS female uniform. BTW I started watching TOS and there were totally women wearing the same uniforms as the guys in the first ep, fuck a 60s chauvinist TV executive. However neu!Uhura's uniform is basically what I plan on wearing every day to work forever because I hate pantsuits ahaha. This is by the person who wrote that nice meet-cute in the last SSBB.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum by

acaramelmacchiato
Spock/McCoy. ~~Much like the Time Lords of Gallifrey~~ Wittgenstein would have a lot to say about Star Trek shenanigans.

The Return of Ricky Rocket by

takhallus
Kirk/Chekov, and then someone told me that people wrote tons of stories about Phoenix Wright having a porn star past too. IIRC the PW and ST kink memes are the two largest extant.

under your rolling thunder by

vega_ofthe_lyre
McCoy/Chapel, stuck inna cave. You could make a whole rec list of nothing but stuck-inna-cave stories (the Spock Prime/Kirk mindmeld ones not least). I always imagine the foam rocks.

NOT REALLY PAIRING FIC

Reunion by

callieach
Spocktimus Prime (sorry that will never stop being funny) meets Pike. "Old Spock goes around the universe meeting people" is its own genre, actually.

Trouble in Paradise by

helenish
Kirk tries to get Spock laid... it's more one of those nothing-actually-happens stories though. Contains one of those great helenish sentences.

Untitled (the one in which George Kirk comes out the other side) by

vibishan
The one in which George Kirk comes out the other side.

FANART

I am lazy, so here is the Star Trek Reboot art meme (fills in comments).

Chibi Trek

USS Enterprise-chan. Dude, all those circular slash vs. yaoi debates we used to have on AMLA, and a decade later everything's a mush of Kirk/Spock moe-tan crack doujinshi. Is how my brain processes the genderswap stories on the kink meme anyway. idek anymore here have some tribbles

VARIOUS

Star Trek: the musical theory
Thing is, no one stops to have a Wondrous Exploratory Moment in the reboot movie. There is plenty of that quartal shiz in WALL-E.

http://twitter.com/fmlmccoy
There are other Star Trek FML twitters, but this one is the only historical inevitability.

OK TOO TIRED TO CONTINUE, WATCH THIS SPACE.