petronia

Sarah wanted to know, but I stayed up too long last night talking with Justin and now I'm a complete zombie. XD So y'all make do.

petronia: Halfway through 16.

petronia: Haruie just totally bitchslapped Naoe.

petronia: I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

sesame_seed: ooooohhh

sesame_seed: does she know it's naoe yet?

petronia: Not really.

petronia: Sort of.

petronia: Okay,

petronia: let me put to you a hypothetical case:

petronia: you hear an explosion.

petronia: You run to the scene.

petronia: You see some total strangers getting into an ambulance with your friend, who is badly hurt and on a stretcher.

sesame_seed: mm-hmm?

petronia: You run after the ambulance but it doesn't stop for you.

petronia: You talk to some people who were there, and they assure you that the total strangers who were just with your friend FLEW DOWN FROM THE SKY.

petronia: You go to the hospital.

petronia: You run into said total strangers who tell you you cannot go in to see your friend because they are operating and his life is in danger.

sesame_seed: ...........

sesame_seed: sabina, where are you going with this? o_O

petronia: These total strangers (who may or may not have FLOWN DOWN FROM THE SKY) suggest to you that rather than sit in the waiting room chewing on your nails, you leave to continue your investigation, and they will handle the waiting room bit for you.

petronia: Do you:

petronia: A) say fuck you all, I don't know you, I'm staying here until I get some back up from MY team,

petronia: or B) yeah, you're kind of right, I'll just be going now, give me a call if he croaks thx.

petronia: Chrissie?

sesame_seed: mmm?

petronia: A or B.

sesame_seed: oohh, only a and b?

sesame_seed: a, of course?

petronia: Well, apart from a or b, what would you do?

petronia: Yes.

petronia: Yes, so would I have.

petronia: Guess who didn't?

sesame_seed: *nodsnods*

sesame_seed: ...O_O

sesame_seed: from what you said earlier -- naoe?

petronia: No.

petronia: Chiaki.

petronia: WHO IS BRAIN DEAD.

sesame_seed: ..................

sesame_seed: he would've been my first guess

sesame_seed: but. if so

sesame_seed: why is haruie slapping NAOE?

petronia: Well, Chiaki did call a little later and got Haruie to come up by express train from wherever completely other city she was,

petronia: however, because of his BRAIN DEAD DECISION,

petronia: by the time she got there, Kagetora was gone.

sesame_seed: mm?

petronia: She calls the hospital and they're like, oh we're very sorry ma'am, he passed away, here's the time of death. She runs over and demands to see the body; well, they don't have a body, because the people who were THERE all the time and the hospital thus assumed to be in charge signed him out and took him away.

sesame_seed: ......................

sesame_seed: XD;;;;

petronia: At this juncture Naoe-as-Kaizaki comes busting into the hospital looking somewhat mussed, as he's just come from the park where he found devastating ki battle signatures and a pool of Kagetora's blood on the grass.

petronia: Haruie turns around and goes, You! What are YOU doing here? OMG YOU'RE BEHIND IT ALL, AREN'T YOU? MURDERER! I KILL YOU ALL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH KAGETORA???

sesame_seed: .................

sesame_seed: oh. my. goddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

sesame_seed: POOR NAOE

sesame_seed: *FEELS SO SORRY FOR HIM*

sesame_seed: kuwabara does this ON PURPOSE

sesame_seed: WHAT DOES SHE HAVE AGAINST HIM?

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petronia: And the students at ebil school have all been taken over by hatching snake aliens, which is a good thing because the high school girls have put several observations together and come to the conclusion that Chiaki-sensei and Ougi from class 2B are, er.

sesame_seed: ............

petronia: It has been observed, for instance, that they first showed up at the school on the same day; that they engage in lengthy closed door discussions in Chiaki-sensei's office; and that both of them seem to be living IN THE SAME HOTEL.

sesame_seed: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

sesame_seed: NAOE WILL BE MIFFED

petronia: I almost wish the snake aliens had waited a day or two, just so this could become a bona fide rumour. XD

***

petronia: But see, as I was talking with Sarah,

sesame_seed: mm-hmm?

petronia: I think that in general I actually feel worse for Takaya than for Naoe.

sesame_seed: she thinks kuwabara tries to bias the reader?

sesame_seed: ohhhh

petronia: No, she thinks the anime biases the viewer.

petronia: Kuwabara is about equal in her torture, err I mean assignment of blame.

sesame_seed: XDXDXD

petronia: And I know why I feel sorrier for Takaya, too.