petronia

*rolls eyes* Fine, people who answered "Count D" win the Repartee Award, not that that was really what I was looking for. (I'm not sure what I was looking for... it just seemed to me that Asami is entirely typical of the sort of person who in PSoH shows up at Count D's door expressing only interest in pets that are "rare" and "highly difficult to tame" as everything else is "boring", upon which D smiles and sells them something that eats them before the week is out. Well, PSoH is morality tales where Viewfinder markedly isn't, one can't say Asami doesn't deserve it. =_=) Also, some of the rest of you are weird. But I <3 you anyway.

sesame_seed: he'd be nice to have around the house

petronia: In any form, likely. XD

petronia: It must be very decorative.

sesame_seed: indeed!

sesame_seed: purebred, most likely XD

petronia: High-strung. XD

sesame_seed: not all that independent

sesame_seed: long-haired, sigh

sesame_seed: *doesn't like shaggy animals*

petronia: XD

petronia: Feilong is not SHAGGY.

sesame_seed: it'd take HOURS OF WORK EVERY DAY to keep him in that condition!

petronia: He could be glossy!

petronia: Hey, you don't think he takes good care of that hair as a human? :/

sesame_seed: a crow?

petronia: ^^;

sesame_seed: well, we're talking about keeping him, aren't we?

sesame_seed: he can take care of his own hair as a human

petronia: *I'm* not keeping him.

sesame_seed: as a pet, you'd have to do it for him!

petronia: Asami can have him.

sesame_seed: XDDDDDDD

petronia: He's got the money and the servants and whatever.

sesame_seed: yeahhhh

sesame_seed: he'd step in and groom fei himself when the fancy takes him

sesame_seed: otherwise, servant boys!

petronia: XD

sesame_seed: whassisname -- tou? tau? can be his keeper

petronia: I think we *are* looking at something like a horse, in fact. ^^; [1]

sesame_seed: yeahhhh

petronia: Like a purebred black Arabian.

sesame_seed: with razor-sharp hooves!

petronia: You wouldn't want him to kick you in the head. XD

sesame_seed: INDEED

petronia: Takaba would be more like a cat, actually. The sort of cat who claws up the furniture and falls off bookcases when startled.

sesame_seed: ..............................

sesame_seed: sounds like one of ours

petronia: XD XD XD

sesame_seed: LOOKS like one of ours, even

sesame_seed: *HAS FOUND PERFECT PUNCHING BAG*

As for the other one, y'all lose for not cottoning on that the real question was "Renji x Ichigo or Ichigo x Renji?" ...No, I don't really think it works either. But I was pondering how Ichigo and Renji are very alike in some ways ~~Rukia you vixen [2]~~ but also different, and then I realised KT's image songs are key because that's really what it is, isn't it? The Man picks on Ichigo because his hair's a different colour, but he's a righteous kid who kicks ass and takes care of his own; and Renji is a badass samurai from DA HOOD, like, but he's got this romantic streak and... so. ^^; I don't know who's "metal" in Bleach, sorry, that was just the logical punchline. It's not Rukia at any rate, much as I like the idea of Renji x Rukia (I do, sort of) there's no such thing as Celtic fiddle-rap. Well, apart from Manau. [3]

You could keep going. Ishida x Orihime would be downer indietronica + wistful little-girl French vocals = Stereolab. SAA, ISSHO NI ASOBOU.

[1] Once we calculated that Feilong was born in the Year of the Horse, because we have no life. He's quite typical of it, methinks - beautiful, hard-working, faithful, sort of selectively high-strung and insane. JUST LIKE MY MOTHER.

[2] But I mean, I got no bone to pick with someone who appreciates hawt redheads.

[3] You don't know Manau? I BET KUBO TITE KNOWS MANAU.