That JoJo part 5 fic I've been writing for the past week and a half

Q: Did you actually name all your OCs by concatenating a footballer and a digestive mint flavour?
A: Yes. Yes, I did.

Bruno-and-Giorno-and past!fic. Cunningly I have reposted it here with the proper ending and edits so you're forced to read the whole thing again and comment. Only spoils up to where the scanlations stop, though it's quote standalone to the point that you don't need to have seen/read the canon unquote - I won't be held responsible if you get the wrong idea, though. XD

I joked this is Traffic with more child pr0n but it's not, it's The Berchtesgaden Debriefing with less child pr0n. I should work out the profit margin of writing the same story over and over.

( Honour. 4505 words. )

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